From Con Man to Convict

With last week's unanimous verdict declaring Trump guilty on all 34 felony counts, we finally saw the corrupt son of a bitch actually earn something for the first time in his miserable life: the befitting title of convicted felon.

As the most hated man in America—if not the entire world—it was especially appropriate that it was a New York jury that voted to convict him. New Yorkers at large have always seen Trump for the grifting weasel he is. Though Donald desperately longed to be accepted and respected by the New York elites he so zealously admired, behind his back they’d roll their eyes and snicker, laughing at him and his greaseball family members.